Tools for the Professionally Obsessed.
Our Celebrity Crush Books
The Celebrity Crush Manual
“Read the theory before you practice the chaos.”
Written by the chaotic duo Liza Tornado & Crazy Lizzie, this is the encyclopedia that finally explains why you are like this.
It covers the psychology of obsession, the history of fangirling, and why you always fall for the walking Red Flags. It’s not just a book; it’s a reality check.
Organize the roster. Rank the husbands.
Your brain is full of dates, setlists, and imaginary conversations. It’s time to write them down.
Use My Celebrity Crushes Diary to catalog your specimens up to 25 different crushes, or track your film obsessions with CinéCrush. Stop losing track of who you loved in 2012.
Why live in reality when you can script a better one?
Welcome to the multiverse. It’s time to take control of the narrative.
Script your own rom-com (where you actually get the guy) in My Dream Life: The Scenario. Prefer fantasy? Attend magic school with him in Crushwarts or snag ’em all in The Crushdex.
Need a gift? The Activity Book to Give Your Friend is the ultimate way to support (or enable) your bestie’s obsession. And for the holidays, All I Want For Christmas Is Him is the only festive spirit you need.
Lower your cortisol while staring at his face.
Cheaper than therapy and more fun than meditation.
Choose Fangirl Quotes to Color for relatable laughs, or pick a specific tribute book dedicated to your favorite leading men (Yes, we have Austin, Jacob, and Pierre). Crayons not included, but judgment is strictly prohibited.
